Thursday, February 21, 2008

oh please

evidently my incessant licking of the paws annoys massah. so she got me this. and then sprayed it on my legs.



maybe I get annoyed when she constantly hums all day long, i wonder if she ever thought of that?! but do i get her larynx removed? no, i do not. i put up with it. which is what SHE should do too.



is a little fairness and equality too much to ask for around here?
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10 comments:

  1. Ruby BleuFebruary 21, 2008 at 5:03 PM

    I hear ya...I've starting licking my paws so I'm a little worried Mom is going to read this and try it on me too - yikes.

    Help! Lots of Licks, Ruby

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  2. FerndoggleFebruary 21, 2008 at 6:30 PM

    Hmmmm, does that work? I mean, does it make you want to stop licking your legs?? Because the stuff Mom's been spraying on my feet isn't working.

    Penny

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  3. PeanutFebruary 21, 2008 at 9:23 PM

    yeah does that work I can tell Grammie to use it on Dawson. Won't it make you sick if you lick it off yourself?

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  4. Joe StainsFebruary 21, 2008 at 9:25 PM

    I am in my sleeping bag licking my paws RIGHT NOW. At least she didn't put SOCKS on you!

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  5. StanleyFebruary 21, 2008 at 10:32 PM

    Hey, Fig.

    I'm with ya, sistah! What's up with Massah not wanting you to lick? Are you causing yourself harm? Does she just like deodorant scented pupgirls?

    I hope you get to have this out with her before you resort to removing her larynx!

    Goober love & smooches,
    Stanley

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  6. PetraFebruary 22, 2008 at 8:56 AM

    Arrid Extra Day? Will that work?

    When she hums, I think you ought to hum along with her. Your whiney-hum ranges at least 2 octaves. And it's LOUD!

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  7. MackFebruary 22, 2008 at 12:20 PM

    I hope she isn't tryin to hint you have B.O.....

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  8. Lady KaosFebruary 22, 2008 at 12:27 PM

    uh oh, I lick my paws a lot, too. Please post that it doesn't work and it makes you lick even more and make really annoying noises!
    Kaos

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  9. MocoFebruary 23, 2008 at 8:44 AM

    Grammie wants to know why this stuff is suppose to work. She has tried everything on Dawson. She even wasted $115.00 on a months supply of VET pills that did nothing. She thinks he has OCD and could stand some antipsychotic.

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  10. BalboaFebruary 24, 2008 at 10:18 AM

    My poor dear Fig,

    How dare she spray that stuff on your gorgeous legs!!!!! I think Massah should be happy that you're trying to keep yourself clean!!!!

    Frenchie Kisses for Fig,
    Balboa

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