i'm not impressed

The Boy went to a wedding and I got was this stupid garter.

WHERE'S THE CAKE?!?!?!?!?!

where the good stuff comes from

GUESS WHO THIS IS?!?!?!?!?!?

Give up?! Huh?! Do ya?!

IT'S ROWDY!!!!! HE'S MY DAD!!!!!!!!!! It's amazing what these internets can do these days... Motch was looking up some stuff and just FOUND HIM!!!!! I'm thinking of finding that Grayhound that takes people places and going to visit him! With a name like "ROWDY" I'm sure he's a ton of fun! I bet he doesn't have a naked little Chinese man badgering him all day long, either....

Speaking of IT, he's getting a bath right now. Wahahahahahahaha. He's trying to get all nice-looking for his first day on the job. Ridiculous. Like IT could ever be nice-looking.

a birthday

Happy birthday to Massah! A birthday only comes around once a year - this is how excited I was!!!

This is how I helped her celebrate her special day:

I also looked very beautiful for her (IT is entirely to blame for those gray hairs!)

Speaking of IT, I also taunted him... gross little booger had to stay inside while I got to run and play - HA!

I gave Massah kisses...

And I allowed her to hold me while I feel asleep.

What more could anyone ask for on their birthday?!

I'm tired

Doesn't it look like a nice, relaxing evening?

Well it's NOT. Look.

IT never leaves me alone for a second.

At least IT isn't touching me. At the moment....

glory be!

Well. I have good news and bad news. Bad news first:

Massah is making me (and IT unfortunately) move OUT of Motch's house in LESS THAN A MONTH, can you believe it?! She needs to give me more time to prepare myself! Jeesh! But...

Guess who we're moving in with?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? The wonderful woman who gives me THIS:

THAT'S RIGHT - we get to live with Massah-in-Law!!!!! I can't WAIT!!!!!

This is what my life is going to be like, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!!!!!

Ruby is a gem!

I need to talk about PRESENTS! I'll start with Ruby, the equally beautiful Boston Terror Girl who sent me a BOX! (please notice how exceptionally svelte I look in this shot, MASSAH....)

Mmmm... Ruby smells GOOD!

Look at this cool little shoe!

Every girl needs a shoe!

I LIKED it!

Notice I said "liked"... as in past tense. It is now waiting for me in stuffie heaven. But look what else she sent - a bandana!

Please excuse my odd facial/jowl expression... I thought IT was going to jump up on the couch next to me and I DON'T like that. Anyway, I ALSO got a frisbee! Lookie!

Watch me in action!

Blah blah blah look at us sitting nicely next to each other blah blah blah. I HATE sitting nicely next to IT.

I'll leave you with this video.

Oh my goodness - DID YOU HEAR THAT?! Massah-in-Law said I'm "not as nice as Tadpole, but that's okay." CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?! And I have it on TAPE!!!!! She's gonna have to give me a LOT of peanut butter filled kongs to make up for THAT!