i got a present too

i got a present too, even though it was ITs birthday. notice anything different about me?


i have a new CUBS collar!


it came with a CUBS charm, too! i feel like such a girly-girl. but for once i don't mind!


i'm watching the game with it on. so far it's not much of a good-luck charm. here i am watching de rosa get hit by a pitch. boo.


BUT WAIT!!! fukudome (that's not a bad word, i swear...) just tied it up with a THREE RUN HOMER!!!!! oh, i gotta go YELL IN CELEBRATION!!!!!

my incredible sacrifice

well it's true. IT had a birthday. i let him have his little treat. that was my gift to him. not stealing his stupid pumpkin-kong.
just look at that self-control!

but i did suffer immensely from that sacrifice. i just want everyone to know that.

woo hoo!

guess where i am right now?!?!



that's right - PLAYING with PETRA!!!

and that little anorexic-looking bald weasel is NOT HERE!

le sigh

all i'm doing over here is getting in trouble. NOW massah is mad because i keep chewing my cuz on her bed.


so what if there's a huge wet spot there?

roses really smell like poo poo poo

guess what that is? here's a hint: it's PROOF of how much massah loves me!


that's right - she loves me so much that she has a candle to spread my very own scent throughout the room! (as if i, personally, aren't enough....)


you don't see one that says "tadpole pomegranate" on it, do you? mmm-hmm. that's what i though.

clarification:

oh for the love. that idiotic little thing.... let me share the real story.

we were wrestling and i got him into a headlock - because i always win whenever we wrassle. and i wouldn't let him get up, so he fell asleep. and while i was waiting for him to wake up so i could continue my domination, i ended up falling asleep too. and then massah took a picture and then he saw it and he made up some story about how we were cuddling.


see? it's a headlock. not a snuggle.