my family is driving me insane. massah says she is sick, and that's how she rationalizes just lying around all day and all night. IT claims he is sick too, and has some kind of infection (yeah... maybe in his BRAIN) which causes him to be an attention-whore. well maybe i'm sick too! maybe i'm sick and tired of everyone ignoring me! maybe i'm sick enough to cheat on you and go to someone else for play time, ever think of that, massah?! that's RIGHT. last night a bunch of people came over to the house for some kind of meeting. i don't know what it was about but they all sat around quietly, taking turns talking in muted tones. i could just TELL they were there to play with ME. finally! someone wanted to give me attention! i brought all my toys in there and shoved them into people's laps. i got all my best and loudest squeakers and brazenly squawked them as violently as i could! i pranced around and bashed my toys against their legs! and guess WHAT. motch took ALL MY TOYS AWAY, one at a time. by the end of the night, all my squeakers were either sitting on the mantle of the fireplace or lying in a basket on the kitchen counter. it just sickens me. i'm getting my boys (dobby and gollum) together and we're going to storm the place.
19 comments:
Fig...
I'm with ya sister! That is so not fair...come hang with me and I'm sure my Mom will let you do whatever you want!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
And what did motch do after she took your toys, miss figlet? She gave you a nice big bone and you sat down and chewed from one end to the other until it was gone. And when Tad came into the room, he was caught and held captive so that you got to eat uninterruptedly. Come on, girl, tell the whole story!!!!
I'm with ya! What's up with the non love and taking of the toys??
Oh my goodnes....Fig,my mommy was laughing so hard she had tears!She was picturing the people who came over to play with you talking in muted tones and you prancing around with your toys!
Poor Fig,you wanna come over and play ?
Frasier
Hey Fig,
It was really mean of Motch to take your toys away. I mean...she gave you only ONE big bone? That's it? She should give you one bone to replace each toy she removed.
OMDoG! I'm calling the FigSPCA! How dare they take away all of your toys???
Tad gets all the love...even in this house (Oooo Lola's BFF Tad is sick, OOooo poor Tad. Lola, don't be sad).
Penny
Oh fig that is awful awful awful. You should come to Oregon and visit me at my grandma careen's house and we could play and have all the attention we want.
Figster!!
What the heck were all those people doing there if they didn't come to play with you (or was it Motch who foiled their plans)? At least you got a bone out of the deal.
Girl, come to GooberStan for a vacation! We'll have a blast!
Goober love,
Stanley
sounds like some kind of cult meeting against bostons! I would come help you if I could just drive, or get a plane ticket!!
Fig, we're laughing really really hard when we scrolled down the mouse!!!!
Enjoy your weekend!
Momo,mom & dad xoxo
If I was there I'd teach them all a lesson, how rude to ignore my Fig. HOw could they not want to play with you, you're just so cute.
Frenchie SNorts
Balboa
I'm not sure why mommy was laughing cause I feel your pain, sister! What's up with the weido meeting?
Anytime you get more than 3 humans in one place evil is afoot. They were lucky that none of your toys were booby trapped.
So it sounded horrible till i read motch's comments!! Sounds like the night ended well---silly girls : )
Bernard
Toys taken away- that's terrible, but I have to say keep the bones coming!
what the poop is going on over there??!! everybody's sick and then motchie's taking away toys?!?! inconceiveable!!!
did she forget her job is to SPOIL you, give you treats, play with you, and basically let you do whatever you want?!?
and what was that meeting about anyway? hushed tones, everyone speaking one at a time... smells very suspicious to me. be careful over there, fig. sickness, suspicious meetings, odd behavior by motchie, then all your toys confiscated. something is very wrong. if you could see me, you'd notice that my forehead is wrinkled up in a very concerned frown.
worried, coco
Wow Fig....look at you 3 in that picture. Where did you find friends like that? Looks like you could take on anyone.
Love, Seadra and Zoe
Your boyz are a little scary lookin Miss Figgy. Hopefully Tadpole will be better soon and things will get back to normal. We'll keep our pawz crossed for ya!
Ozzie & Rocky
ooh my gosh Fig..things seem to be going frmo bad to worse for you..you better make sure that you dont follow in Dobby's footsteps...i am too a little fed up with my little brother...maybe we could all run away somewhere...did ya see opys new doghouse..wow...we could go there and hide out...
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