i had insulation on me!
the good old days....
but NOW look at me!
can you see my ribs sticking out?!
i'm wasting away!
look how sunken and gaunt i look!
no, i did NOT look like a barrell, massah... i looked healthy! what is WITH this cultural obsession with TEENY TINY women in the world?! well i refuse to put on a bikini and pose sprawling on the beach in hawaii. give me some peanut butter in a kong and i'll stop complaining. for now.
12 comments:
Oh my Goodness Fig! You look simply anorexic. Us boys like a gal with a little meat on her bones. Makes more of you to love.
I may have to call the ASPCA on Massah.
Sherman
Fig you look great! I think your pretty the way you are!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle
Fig you look bootiful NO MATTER the size! Seriously.
Lots of Licks, Ruby
oh fig, you were HUGE! i think you've lost a little too much weight, though. i'll see what i can (secretly) do to remedy the situation.... (shhh!)
I spent some time where the words bloated and fat were tossed around, but now I am too thin as well. How about we order some pizza and wings and watch some baseball???
WOW!! We can almsot see right through you!!!! I'll see if I can secretly mail you some goodies!
Kaos
FIG!
You look like me in those first pictures!
Dad is starting to call me "tubby". I guess I gotta do something.
Would you please give me your slimming secrets??
-Tubby Mack
Yep, you're wasting away, Fig. Come over for some frosty paws!
I don't think you look anorexic, Fig. Actually, I think dogs are supposed to look like that. I refuse to let my pugs become your typical fat pugs. Nope!
I think you need some more snacks! Definitely time for some cheese.
Fig, you were gorgeous! What are those people doing to you?? I love a thick girl: soft, curvy, va-va-va-voom! Give me your address and I will send you buckets of fried chicken.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg
My mom noticed I'm shrinking too.
What's our deal, Fig?
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