IT posted some pictures of last night. we went to the dog park. i was not allowed off-leash. what was THAT about? isn't that what dog parks are for? running around FREELY?
well, that's what you would think. however, this is how i spent my time.
and like this.
and when i still wouldn't "be nice" i had to SIT there next to massah. like i was "unpredictable" or something.
for the love of all things good and holy. look where the progression led next:
yes. on her LAP like i was a 8-week-old puppy. and on top of THAT, look at what that adolescent hooligan was allowed to do without my approval!
shocking, isn't it?! that little olive was allowed to SMELL ME while i was being held immobile!
it was a disgusting display of unwarranted affection. leave me alone, you little baby pug! i am a wild animal who would eat you if i had the chance! i am NEVER going back there to endure that humiliation again.
15 comments:
My poor Fig, the indignity of the whole situation, maybe those other dogs should be tied up and you allowed to roam free!
BTW I love love love your blog!!!!!!!! So sophisticated!!
Frenchie Kisses for Fig
Balboa
Oh Figgy wiggy twiggy... so glad you are on blogger, mama couldn't figure out the comment thing. She is dum dum, you are adooooorable!
Loves,
Tofu
Hey Fig,
I mean it was bad you had to be erm..on leash all the time. Did Massah have to let other dogs sniff you while you were helpless in her arms? That was TOTALLY uncalled for.
PS : I am glad you are on blogger. I'm going to add your new URL.
So Glad you are here !We can leave comments now !!!
Oh The humiliation of it all....I am held like that sometimes...thats when I fart !!Works well !
Frasier
Hi Fig, you little tuffie! This is Suki Sumo, and I'm Tadpole's friend but I have been reading your livejournal bloggy on the sly....
You should have peed on the sniffy pug and massah! Heeheeheee!
Hi, Fig.
We had the same problem with you old blog. Now we can comment on your posts.
So sad you weren't able to run free there!
Have a good night
Lorenza
HORRIFYING to say the least. We are glad you moved to blogger because sometimes our bloglines thing didnt update us that you had put a new post in livejournal. We would hate to miss out on anything you post!
Oh Fig you deserve so much better than to be tied up like an animal at the park, you are SO not an animal you are a FIG and you deserve to run free free free! Shame on Massah for playing with that very cute puggy!!!
I really like your new blog!!! Glad you are on blogger now!!! Woot!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Figster!
I think that legally you may have some recourse here against that puggy perpetrator! (Sorry if this whips Fig up into a frenzy, Massah, but the girl's dignity is at stake here).
However you slice it, you were wronged, sister! Anything I can do to help?
Again, welcome to blogger. Love your title!!! You KILL me!
Your Goober bud,
Stanley
That is SHOCKING. How Dare Massah hold you and let that baby dog just smell you without your approval. That woman must be stopped.
Yeah Fig.....Welcome to blogger. We were hoping that you would join the rest of us here. It will be easier to leave you comments now.
We've never been to a dog park. We don't have one in our town. There's one about 20 miles away that Mom might take us to someday.
Love, Seadra and Zoe
WOW, my pics up on your sidebar. I'm blushing!!!!!!
Frenchie Kisses for Fig
Balboa
Fig:
So glad that you are on this blog now. I could not figure out how to leave comments on the old one. Peanut's mom says I have dementia. I thought you looked dashing at the DP. I am glad that you did not eat the puppy. How would Balboa visit you in the "pen."
Fig, that's a pretty snazy harness you've got there. Think they come in Lola size? Where did you get it? I WANT ONE!!
Lola
i've never been to dog park, schmog park, but i think i would be too terrified and traumatized by the whole thing. you're being held to protect others from you; i, on the other hand, would have to be held to reduce my anxiety (or mom's, actually - i'm not sure which would be worse come to think of it)
sympathies, coco
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