Monday, May 26, 2008

liars and thieves

we were all supposed to get watermelon for the holiday, but i bet you a dollar you can guess what happened....

little thieves!!! here's one of them in action, stealing MY WATERMELON!

look at her, trying act all innocent.

and IT... pretending like he's not even intersted.

they were so naughty, this is how i ended up enjoying mine:

please ignore Massah in the background. i am not a brat - i am entitled to have my OWN BOWL of watermelon if the other miscreants refuse to share with me.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

my terrible start

so this morning i was prepared to enjoy the nice long holiday, when my girl picks me up and starts walking with me. that's never good. and then i see this:

WHY? what did i do to deserve this?!

but it's finally over and done with and i'm back to guarding the house. however, if i see someone coming to rob us, i don't know if i'll bark quite as loudly and viciously as usual.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008


i am NOT happy about this posing business that IT was engaging in this morning.

leave me alone, you demented mutant.

and i say that with the utmost love, of course.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

a game

my Aunt Petty Piano Player Pretty as a Pot Pie Petra tagged me. here's the game:

1) Write your own six word memoir. 2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like. 3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere. 4) Tag at least five more blogs with links. 5) Don’t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play. 6) Have fun

i'm only going to follow rules 1-3 because i don't like following directions or doing what i'm told. and here's my memememememememememememememe: