Monday, May 4, 2009

EXCITEMENT

ohmydog tonight i ate some deeee-lish sugar free gum that leah had in her room and massah freaked out and started calling the dreaded v-e-t and they told her to call the aspca poison line and they charged her $60 over the phone to tell her that she needs to INDUCE VOMITING and i didn't know what that meant but she drove away very very fast in her car and came back to the house with ICE CREAM and she put some fizzy stuff into it and i ate it all really quickly because it was good and then we ran all around the yard very fast and then that fizzy ice cream started fizzing in my innards and then all the fizzy stuff came OUT of my innards and the toxic gum came out with it and i kept HOCKing and HUACKing all over the place but it didn't matter because we were outside on the driveway and finally i stopped HACKing up stuff and she got a spoon and poked all around my puke (WEIRD-O!!) and started smiling really big and giving me hugs and kisses even though my mouth was covered in foamy puke and she called the people who RIPPED HER OFF back on the phone and they said i could not eat or drink anything all night long and massah is going to have to wake me up during the night to make sure i don't DIE because my glucose levels are too low. i was really super hyper after i ate the yummy gum and now...

i'm...


really tired....

15 comments:

Peanut said...

OMG Fig. We hope you are okay. Make sure Massah lets us know. We are glad you threw that gum up. We will be thinking about you.

Suki Sumo said...

omd! I hope you got all that poison out of your innards. Geeeez Fig, I bet you gave Massah a big scare!

Beckett said...

Fig, I like to snitch snackies as much as anydog, but that's going a bit overboard. Get better soon! I think you almost KILLED Massah.

Beckett

Moco said...

OMD. That was quite a scare. We are so glad that you puked up that goofy old gum. Edgar puked up some kind of animal parts in the little bedroom the other day. We didn't have to pay $60.00 over the phone for that though. Ice cream in any form is worthwhile.

Mack said...

Wow you did have an exciting night!

Wow - the vet charged $60 just to talk on the phone? Maybe a need to go back to school...


We are glad you are ok!!!!

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh figgy....

Take it easy...rest up and please let us know how you are feeling. I sure hope you get some food soon too!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Joe Stains said...

wow what a STORY!? I guess the lesson is don't eat GUM! sheesh.

Petra said...

And now I think you deserve some ice cream without the fizzy stuff so you don't puke it up. And I'm sure you'll want me to have some, too.

Ozzie and Rocky said...

Oh boy Fig! That was some exciting SCARY stuff. We are so glad that you puked it all up!

Lady Kaos said...

Wow! That was a lot of excitement. I feel tired after reading that! hehe
Kaos

Casper and pals said...

OMG Fig -don't eat gum! Some types can be very poisonous.

Your story reminds me of the time Momma came home and a whole bunch of chocolate was missing. It had been put on a very high table but one of us doggies had jumped up on the table to get it. So Momma didn't know which doggie had eaten it so we all had to have 2 tablespoons of the 'puking drink' (Hydrogen peroxide). It fizzed in our innards and we all puked and puked. Of couse then Momma was able to see who ate all the choclate - It was me!

Woofs Casper

MJ's doghouse said...

wow Fig...I AM GLAD you are okay...and you got icecream...kinda hard to have to go through that. My mom didnt knwo gum was bad for you..i mean she knew you shouldnt eat it...but never knew it could hurt you...these blogs are so educational....have a good rest FIG

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, who knew ice cream could do such awful things to you!
We're so glad you're okay, Fig!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Toby said...

So glad you are ok!!! But wait.... if I find myself some gum, does that mean I get ice cream too? I don't want the fuzzy stuff though...

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