evidently my incessant licking of the paws annoys massah. so she got me this. and then sprayed it on my legs.
maybe I get annoyed when she constantly hums all day long, i wonder if she ever thought of that?! but do i get her larynx removed? no, i do not. i put up with it. which is what SHE should do too.
is a little fairness and equality too much to ask for around here?
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I hear ya...I've starting licking my paws so I'm a little worried Mom is going to read this and try it on me too - yikes.
Help! Lots of Licks, Ruby
Hmmmm, does that work? I mean, does it make you want to stop licking your legs?? Because the stuff Mom's been spraying on my feet isn't working.
Penny
yeah does that work I can tell Grammie to use it on Dawson. Won't it make you sick if you lick it off yourself?
I am in my sleeping bag licking my paws RIGHT NOW. At least she didn't put SOCKS on you!
Hey, Fig.
I'm with ya, sistah! What's up with Massah not wanting you to lick? Are you causing yourself harm? Does she just like deodorant scented pupgirls?
I hope you get to have this out with her before you resort to removing her larynx!
Goober love & smooches,
Stanley
Arrid Extra Day? Will that work?
When she hums, I think you ought to hum along with her. Your whiney-hum ranges at least 2 octaves. And it's LOUD!
I hope she isn't tryin to hint you have B.O.....
uh oh, I lick my paws a lot, too. Please post that it doesn't work and it makes you lick even more and make really annoying noises!
Kaos
Grammie wants to know why this stuff is suppose to work. She has tried everything on Dawson. She even wasted $115.00 on a months supply of VET pills that did nothing. She thinks he has OCD and could stand some antipsychotic.
My poor dear Fig,
How dare she spray that stuff on your gorgeous legs!!!!! I think Massah should be happy that you're trying to keep yourself clean!!!!
Frenchie Kisses for Fig,
Balboa
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